Thursday, February 26, 2009

Almost Relevant Breaking News: Chick-Fil-A Mascot Attacked

Quasi-suicidefoodist Cow Mascot Tackled by Mystery Assailant

Fredericksburg, VA. The Chick-Fil-A fast-food restaurant chain's cow mascot, a longtime supporter of the consumption of chickens, was knocked to the ground by an unknown shover. While not a true adherent of the suicidefoodist movement, the cow nevertheless worked closely with the purveyors of "food" animals. Police have no suspect or motive.

Note: This actually happened.

Watch the video report.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

This is almost-relevant to your almost-relevant story: http://www.mentallyincontinent.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=155

Anonymous said...

This happened in Fredericksburg, VA not in Maryland.

Ben said...

Corrected. We thank you.